Terms and Conditions
DISCLAIMER: This website is a parody and offers no counseling services. All diagnoses, mental health content, and open forms are for entertainment purposes only. We do not claim to be license-certified therapists.
As an entertainment website made for satirical purposes, Upending, LLC shall not be liable for the accuracy of any Content related to the mental health profession, including but not limited to diagnoses and mental health. "Dr." and "psychotherapist" are vaguely used with fictional characters. No money is collected in exchange for counseling services and we make no representations or solicitations therein. Inaccurate or mislabeled Content pertaining to the mental health profession falls under Free Speech and Fair Use.
These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of Upending, LLC's Website, located at https://pyrolysisfilm.com.
By accessing this website, we assume you accept these terms and conditions. Do not continue to use Pyrolysis Film if you do not agree to take all of the terms and conditions stated on this page.
Purchases:
This website is for crowdfunding purposes for a feature film. The money you donate is to pledge support for a risky endeavor. The filmmakers make no guarantee that the film or any rewards mentioned on this website will be delivered.
Cookies:
The website uses cookies to help personalize your online experience. By accessing this website, you agreed to use the required cookies.
A cookie is a text file that is placed on your hard disk by a web page server. Cookies cannot be used to run programs or deliver viruses to your computer. Cookies are uniquely assigned to you and can only be read by a web server in the domain that issued the cookie to you.
We may use cookies to collect, store, and track information for statistical or marketing purposes to operate our website. You have the ability to accept or decline optional Cookies. There are some required Cookies that are necessary for the operation of our website. These cookies do not require your consent as they always work. Please keep in mind that by accepting required Cookies, you also accept third-party Cookies, which might be used via third-party provided services if you use such services on our website, for example, a video display window provided by third parties and integrated into our website.
License:
Unless otherwise stated, Upending, LLC and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights for all material on Pyrolysis Film. All intellectual property rights and copyrights are reserved. You may access this from Pyrolysis Film for your own personal entertainment subjected to restrictions set in these terms and conditions.
You must not:
Copy or republish material from this website
Sell, rent, or sub-license material from this website
Reproduce, duplicate or copy material from this website
Redistribute content from this website
This Agreement shall begin on the date hereof.
Parts of this website offer users an opportunity to post and exchange opinions and information in certain areas of the website. Upending, LLC does not filter, edit, publish or review Comments before their presence on the website. Comments do not reflect the views and opinions of Upending, LLC, its agents, and/or affiliates. Comments reflect only the views and opinions of the person who posts their views and opinions. To the extent permitted by applicable laws, Upending, LLC shall not be liable for the Comments or any liability, damages, or expenses caused and/or suffered as a result of any use of and/or posting of and/or appearance of the Comments on this website.
Upending, LLC reserves the right to monitor all Comments and remove any Comments that can be considered inappropriate, offensive, or causes breach of these Terms and Conditions.
You warrant and represent that:
You are entitled to post the Comments on our website and have all necessary licenses and consents to do so;
The Comments do not invade any intellectual property right, including without limitation copyright, patent, or trademark of any third party;
The Comments do not contain any defamatory, libelous, offensive, indecent, or otherwise unlawful material, which is an invasion of privacy.
The Comments will not be used to solicit or promote business or custom or present commercial activities or unlawful activity.
You hereby grant Upending, LLC a non-exclusive license to use, reproduce, edit and authorize others to use, reproduce and edit any of your Comments in any and all forms, formats, or media.
Hyperlinking to our Content:
The following organizations may link to our Website without prior written approval:
Government agencies;
Search engines;
News organizations;
Online directory distributors may link to our Website in the same manner as they hyperlink to the Websites of other listed businesses; and
System-wide Accredited Businesses except soliciting non-profit organizations, charity shopping malls, and charity fundraising groups which may not hyperlink to our Web site.
These organizations may link to our home page, to publications, or to other Website information so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement, or approval of the linking party and its products and/or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party's site.
We may consider and approve other link requests from the following types of organizations:
Commonly-known consumer and/or business information sources;
Dot.com community sites;
Associations or other groups representing charities;
Online directory distributors;
Internet portals;
Accounting, law, and consulting firms; and
Educational institutions and trade associations.
We will approve link requests from these organizations if we decide that: (a) the link would not make us look unfavorably to ourselves or to our accredited businesses; (b) the organization does not have any negative records with us; (c) the benefit to us from the visibility of the hyperlink compensates the absence of Upending, LLC; and (d) the link is in the context of general resource information.
These organizations may link to our home page so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement, or approval of the linking party and its products or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party's site.
If you are one of the organizations listed in paragraph 2 above and are interested in linking to our website, you must inform us by sending an e-mail to Upending, LLC. Please include your name, your organization name, contact information as well as the URL of your site, a list of any URLs from which you intend to link to our Website, and a list of the URLs on our site to which you would like to link. Wait 2-3 weeks for a response.
Approved organizations may hyperlink to our Website as follows:
By use of our corporate name; or
By use of the uniform resource locator being linked to; or
Using any other description of our Website being linked to that makes sense within the context and format of content on the linking party's site.
No use of Upending, LLC's logo or other artwork will be allowed for linking absent a trademark license agreement.
Content Liability:
We shall not be held responsible for any content that appears on your Website. You agree to protect and defend us against all claims that are raised on your Website. No link(s) should appear on any Website that may be interpreted as libelous, obscene, or criminal, or which infringes, otherwise violates, or advocates the infringement or other violation of, any third party rights.
Reservation of Rights:
We reserve the right to request that you remove all links or any particular link to our Website. You approve to immediately remove all links to our Website upon request. We also reserve the right to amend these terms and conditions and its linking policy at any time. By continuously linking to our Website, you agree to be bound to and follow these linking terms and conditions.
Removal of images, links, and other content from our website:
If you find any images, links, or other content on our Website that is offensive for any reason or violates your privacy or copyright, please reach out and we will follow procedure to remove said content. We will consider requests to remove images, links, and other content but we are not obligated to or so or to respond to you directly.
We do not ensure that the information on this website is correct. We do not warrant its completeness or accuracy, nor do we promise to ensure that the website remains available or that the material on the website is kept up to date.